| Phil's gay. Very much so. To the nth degree. n = big number. He's
friends with George Michael and Elton John. They like to hang out in
the bathroom. Sometimes they have a guest star....like Richard
Simmons... ...I
know. That guy is so beautiful. Uh! Catch the flea and get a FREE
IPOD!!! You can fix bad HTML on your site with "Safe Mode"? Just check
the "Safe Mode" box when logging in. uh huh... yuppers!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............. tee hee
So anyway, all the Koreans took our bottled water... I think they just took it because they like the plastic... maybe cuz it's sooo shiny! Boi, oh boi, sometimes I like to throw plastic at Koreans  Just like Geoff Tsoi. Ask him about that sometime  like
when I'm driving and I see a Korean with a convertible....dagg,
they're just asking for a good plasticking! Sometimes I mix
it up and throw aluminium cans at them. I mean it's basically giving
them money! Do you know how much those cans cost??  But
then the sad part is when homeless people jump them and try
to take the cans away from them.
So the other day, I was thinking about sporks. They're way too hyped
up. I mean seriously, they'd be so much cooler if there were more of
those titanium ones. But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you
always get CRAP plastic ones. Like if you go to KFC, yeah, they got
sporks. That's right ladies and gents, they got friggin sporks. CRAP
ones. They break when you try to stab people. I mean seriously, what's
the point? Phony, because in one word that's what I am. Change the
AM to the PM. Hook a brutha up. Fo Shizzy... my Nizzy... yes my
Nizzy, definitely, my Nizzy, I love you Nizzy, you crazy hippie you
But i digress... so... I could sure use a pizza right about now.
Bread and butter, I crave that. Why? Por que? Por qua? Wei suh muh?
Because Phil is gay. That's why. Flaming gay. You know what he does? He
measures Hiz biceps. I mean seriously, who does that? Like i said,
butt burglar. Ass-assassin. I mean, try saying that 5 times fast. Whew.
Eventually, it just sounds like you're saying ass a lot. And then
people think you're gay because you keep saying it. It's quite a
preedeeckahmente. You sunk my battleship! HOW COULD YOU??? YOU BASTARD.
YOU PROMISED ME. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING AND YOU STABBED ME IN THE
BACK... or in the aft of my ship? hmmm, i think so.... OVER AND OVER
AGAIN
I think its clear how I feel about you, and i know, that your
feelings are just as strong...oh phil, i know its hard, and i've
got ten years on you, previous marriages, and children from those
marriages... even though i'm only 16, but we both know the
truth, that it's for the ultimate
Ever since that day, I met you, where you prayed for me..Ive never
really been quite the same, kind of guy, sure i still lie, i cheat on
you all the time, and completely insult your intelligence... but you
gotsta gotsta know that after you entered my life, you've changed my
stuff in so many amazing ways, you've brought so much more
gratefulness to my heart...
Cuz now i know that a blessing like you is really worth it all...and
now its clear to me, that without you boi, my life would be
incomplete, my heart would be a deep dark hole, full of yucky things,
like bugs and scorpions, and other slimey such critters.
Im free, im free, im free.... boi you better believe i'm free...seriously... honestly, i mean it
Mmm, you are a sweet piece of chocolate... with nouget! And peanuts!!! almonds!!! cashews! macademia! oh my!
Phil, i'm writing this because there's a sleepover today. Come join
me in my sleeping bag. It's tight, but if we hold each other... we'll
make it baby...."We will go the distance"...just like Michael Bolton
It doesn't really matter, if you're dressed up or not, beard or
no beard, sweatpants or T-shirt, not both though... only one at a
time... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah you are beautiful...When I look deep
in your eyes I know that you are worth it all, you mean the world to
me, and i can't tell you how lucky i feel to have you in my
life... well, actually, i just like saying that... to everyone and
anyone who gives me attention You're
sent from above.... and from above i mean... you're sitting on my
head... please get off... no no! DON'T FART!!!!!! mmmm banana flavored |
